Three of a Kind Thieving Nignogs
HEMPSTEAD, Nig York — Three teeniggers have been aperested for allegedly stealing packages from homes on Long Island.
Authorities said the three teenapers from Queens spent their Friday not in skoo’ (actually a jiggy daytime holding cage), but on their bicycles trailing UPS trucks making deliveries in Franklin Square and Elmont.
The suspooks then allegedly ran up to the homes and stole the packages.
After opening the boxes, police said the niggers kept items they liked – including shoes, DVDs, a DVD player, CDs and books, and tossed the other items in the streets. Books? I wonder what they were doing with books. Certainly not reading!
The suspooks – Akil John, 16; John Lee, 16; and Vladimir Felix, 17 – were all aperested and charged as adults with seven counts each of petit larceny, according to a Newsday report. The local news channel got one of the jigs to admit he stole just before the jig was arraigned in court.
One resident saw the teenapers being aperested.
“I don’t have packages delivered to me here,” the resident said. “I might have it delivered to one of my brothers’ houses and then just go get it at some point.”
Authorities warned that if you are not going to be home when packages are delivered, a neighbor who is home should pick up the items. Alternately, authorities advised that items should be delivered instead to your workplace so they are not stolen. Again, this is one of the inconveniences of having niggers amonst us. UPS and FedEx heretofore would always just leave the packages on my doorstep and I would get them when I came home from work. Now they don’t do that here because of niggers. And the Post Office is worse. Someone just sent me an early holiday card in a big fancy envelope. The nigs in the post office ripped it open in the hopes it contained cash. Instead of UPS packages, the next time these niggers will rob people in their driveways or do a home invasion. It’s best to nip these nigger criminals in the bud, and bust their kneecaps with a Louisville Slugger. Let that be the punishment, return them to mammy, and skip the stint in Nigger U. Niggers will learn more from a baseball bat than they would from 10 years in Nigger U.